I wanted to go ahead and make another post but my day was pretty boring. I decided I'm just going to put down a few of my random thoughts today. It might be entertaining later.
1. Nick wanted Chinese food tonight and when my babe wants Chinese food, he gets it! ;) So I went to the food place on my way home and picked up some delicious Singapore noodles and sesame chicken. Yummm. That's not my thought, though. My thought is this: Why can the groceries (or in this case, the meal) make it all the way home positioned "just so" only to throw itself at the passenger side door on the very last turn of the trip?! It physically makes no sense. And tends to get a few choice words out of me.
2. Physics...brings me to number two. The Big Bang Theory. Do most people laugh at it because they get the jokes or do most people laugh at it because they don't get the jokes? Judging by a lot of the people I come into contact with on a daily basis, I'm going to say the latter.
3. I am going to start calling people "dill seed" when they annoy me. It is the name of a street I pass regularly and it sounds funny to me.
4. Blinkers. Why is this such a hard procedure for people to master? I will explain. You use your left pointer, middle, ring, or pinky (if you wish) to gently lift or lower that weird lever on the left side of the steering wheel. If you need a demonstration, just ask me. I'll be happy to show you. I do find it odd that this particular task is so difficult but they can figure out the windshield wipers. Those you actually have to turn something on most cars.
5. There are people here that I will wave at while in my car that will look at me and NOT wave back. They see me wave and they consciously decide NOT to wave back. What exactly are they thinking at that moment? "I see you waving and I hate you so I'm not going to wave back." ? "Why is that crazy lady waving at me?" I considered the last thought but there is a guy that I wave to EVERY morning on my way to work and he has yet to so much as nod back to me. One day I considered rolling the window down to say, "Good Day to you, Sir!" but he is elderly and I'm afraid I would cause some sort of cardiac arrest and then I will feel bad. Right now he is the bad guy and I'd like to keep it that way. For purely selfish reasons, obviously.
I believe that will suffice for today.
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